Sarabi

Director of Quality Control

Sarabi joined the team to ensure standards remain appropriately high. As the resident cat, she brings sharp observational skills, impeccable judgement, and a firm belief that most situations are best supervised from a comfortable distance.

Her main responsibilities include overseeing the household, quietly evaluating training conversations, and reminding everyone that boundaries are very important. Especially her own.

Sarabi has extensive experience living near dogs, though she would like it formally noted that this was never her preference. Her professional opinion is that one animal in the household is quite sufficient, and that animal should be her.

She is deeply loyal, highly possessive of her human, and has absolutely no concept

of personal space when it comes to sitting on, leaning on, or inserting herself between any human who attempts to get too close. This behaviour becomes particularly impressive when someone else is trying to have a conversation.

Sarabi is also highly skilled in the art of silent judgement. She will stare at you for extended periods with such conviction that you may begin to question your life choices, competence, and general adequacy as a human being.

Her interests include warm spots, strategic interruptions, quiet judgement, and maintaining full control of the attention economy.

While the dogs may think they run the operation, Sarabi knows the truth.